stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

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preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

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fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

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